Truth: I fell asleep during the Oscars this year.
Truth: That has never happened before.
Truth: I don't think I missed much.
I do, however, have opinions about what people wore. Because, you know, this isn't a fashion blog, and I am far from a fashionista. But everyone and their mother is allowed to have opinions about fashion on Oscar night.
|Amy Adams. Love it.|
|Jennifer Lawrence. |
I, along with every other blogger and woman in the country,
want to be her best friend.
|Reese, I adore you. |
And that's my favorite color. And your hair looks fabulous.
And you just had a baby. Let's have lunch. OK?
|Jessica Chastain. Looks amazing.|
|Oh Anne. I have always loved you. But ... you are seeming fake these days. |
The term "humble brag" comes to mind. And also, this dress makes you look like your
high beams are on. YouknowwhatImean?
|Jennifer, I adore you and your cute Affleck family.|
And I know this is Gucci. But you look like a grape
with a fancy tail. Sorry. It's true.
Here's hoping that you don't fall down any stairs today, and that you do not look like a grape.
Ta ta for now,